I'm gonna sue.

Do you see this?  I'm going to sue.  I should have been warned that the bottle could cause this type of damage if it fell on my foot!
I know the bottle did not contain any warning and I feel I am entitled to compensation for damages to my toe.  I can't wear any open toed shoes now.  I am disfigured.  Oh woe is me.  I want to get my hands in the till just like everyone else and get what I'm deserved.

Doesn't that just sound pathetic?  No, it doesn't hurt and I have no problem walking.  It just looks nasty.  (Yes, if you haven't already figured this out, I am totally being sarcastic.)  Yes, the date is wrong, so what?  I didn't want to take the time to enter the date on the camera.  I took it this morning. 

Keep on Go!