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To my neighbor who I saw pooping in his yard yesterday - w4m
I saw you couched down with your pants around your ankles. I asked "Hey, what are you doing?". Your reply was "Pooping in a groundhog hole! I read about it online. It's suppose to trick the groundhog into thinking another animal has moved into it's lair.".
Since you are normally a sane person I refrained from calling the police.
(Yeah, I'm bored. It's Friday, and work is SLLLOWWWWWWW...)