I LOL'd

that .1% would be so much higher if we could...

That made my eyes water from giggles. I'm putting that on my FB.

Looks about right, that's why I stick with Girl Friends now, 100% anytime is a bit better, remember? :)

WTF on the pedophile vid. Ex ped? yeah right. \r \r \"he'll get an erection that'll rip right through his bike shorts\" lol

lol the pedo skit was wrong on so many ways and yet still funny. lol

I loved how it said \"ex\" pedophile, but the picture in the newspaper article looked like it was taken the same day. \r \r A lot of creepy truth in his statements though.

Holy shit that's funny. The Onion has not stopped being great since day 1.