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I had a dream...

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sicrik

...that President Obama was giving a speech in front of the world and out of nowhere his wife, Michelle, shows up and proceeds to wail and beat on Obama.  Gets him into the fetal position and continues to kick the shit out of him while he cries like a baby.  Then she yells at him and tells him to open the car door for her...they then get into the car and leave. 


The dream made me wonder....exactly who would win a fight between the two?  So, without further ado, I give to you the first hypothetical celebrity fight of 2009.


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Guardian·
Barry would beat that bitch down, no contest.\r Then he'd fly off like Dumbo, big 'ole ears just flapping him away.
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JPNor·
When I look at him, I see a politician. When I look at her, I see an evil clown from a Stephen King novel. I don't think he would stand a chance.
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KingDrewsky·
Michelle.
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SamuraiCoder·
He would hesitate for a split second and she would beat him until he was bloody. That looks like a woman who holds a grudge and then smacks you with it.
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DrTHE0P0LIS·
Racist.
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Guardian·
No, guys, just look at the pics. Michelle is like,\"Oh no you didn't just say that.\"\r And he's like, \"Bitch, what did I fucking tell you about running your smart mouth.\" Then she says, \"Don't you talk back to me.\" And he responds, \"Bitch, I do what I want, I'm the fucking president. I'll have the secret service cap yo fuckin' ass.\"\r \r Barry FTW.
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revslow·
I think she looks like a Klingon so she'd take him
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M13a77·
She would snap his puny neck.
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VenomRudman·
I don't know about these two, but I'm sure glad you didn't ask about Chuck Norris and Barack Obama!
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Durty·
Michelle...she looks like a pretty mean cunt, lol.
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rumbagod·
anyone that bows under public pressure to quit smoking becuase it's not representative of the Chief Executive of the US is a pussy. but i think Joey Biden would come in halfway thru Michelle's beatdown of Obama and kick both their asses