Hypethetical Celebrity Fighting

The Olson twins

Mary Kate vs Ashley

It really doesn't matter who wins, I would like to read the play by play on the action though............and I'm injecting some extra's to.............spice it up

Each girl has

+1 Regurgitation Attack (damage based on meal eaten)

+5 Bonus weapon (one crack filled spoon, one lighter half full, one bent needle)

+5 Defense (one stop sign to hide behind for one round)

+10 Special Bonus Finisher (A life line call to Bob Saget, to reminice about "the special times" they had together, that no one is suppose to talk about.

Special Invinsibility weapon:  John Stamos' sweeeet 90's mullet

Have fun you degenerates!!!!