Hypethetical Celebrity Fighting

I'm going to have to with my man Stephen Segal

everyone knows JCVD got his ass handed to him by a six year old quadrapeligic. Fight goes to Segall by default.

VanDam wins,.. Stephen Segal was too busy trying to figure out his next 2 word movie title.

I say they both pull a groin muscle just getting into stance, then when the arthritis kicks in, they both end up just standing there grimacing at each other.. \r \r Then, fighting through the pain of old injuries and old age, Jackie Chan jumps in the ring kicks both their asses.\r \r

Stephen Segal. He will say something tostesterony, dumbfounding JCvD and then kick the muscles from Bruxelles to the moons in a beautifully choreographed battle.

Depends if its who can look the toughtest or if there is actual physcality involved.\r \r Looks - SS\r Physical - JCVD

FTW \r \"Show us the Dim Mak\"\r \"What the hell is a Dim Mack?\"\r \"Def touch\"\r \r JCVD

Segal only won if the bad guy walks up to him while he's standing still so he can grab something to break. Jean Claude just does the splits. They both get beat by Ogre (Nerds movies) from Bloodsport.

JCVD

I think they would make out and JCVD would then braid Segal's hair while doing the splits.

I guess it would be a tie.

Bottom line Stephen Segal wins the google fight hands down

Not going to look at the above comments until I write mine. Tough Match to call.\r \r At first I was going to say Jean Claude because he can do an awesome split, however I have to give it to Stephen Segal since he has more staying power. He will be able to outlast Jean Claude. Also, he Segal can do some wicked bone breaking.

after reading the comments above... Thumbs down to all the people that called it a tie. Thumbs up to Sicrik

I'm going to vote for the first time............I'm allowed, I havent counted the totals yet..........but I call Stephen Segal........after JCVD does his splits, and tries to pop up with a emo esqe reverse spinning round kick, it is blocked by Segal, sweeping his leg and punching JCVD in the throat. Segal would then grab his guitar and play a little diddy in celebration of his victory.\r \r http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qzDzJvHW23g\r \r no sequal to Street Fighter for JCVD

i knew you were the new michael vick LOL \r \r none of them both ... rintintin comes and kill them both \r \r http://www.rintintin.com/

Astro

screw that, dynomutt kicks all their asses\r \r http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dynomutt,_Dog_Wonder

Astro makes Scooby his bitch

wtf,..\r \r scooby pwns astro...

Could you have picked anymore of a pussy dog to put up in the fight? \r \r I'll give it to scooby by pure dumb luck.

Hong Kong Fooey FTW!

Scooby Doo. A couple bong hits and a few scooby snacks and he's invincible...

For a scooby snack, Scooby will pwn all.

Yep..toss a scooby snack in and scooby wins the fight.

Pot smoking Scooby FTW!

fenix

No question. Fenix

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Fenix,

Snake...\r \r \r \r \r Just kidding Fenix whoops snakes ass.

Fenix would chainsaw Snake in half!

Fenix wouldnt waste his time, he would send Baird to do his light work.... :D

Fenix

was that even a fair fight...poor snake...

Marcus Fenix

LoL,... Mary Kate! FTW!

mmmm, twins and a mullett......throw in some mud and jello........i say it's a tie so we can have a rematch

SM

I try not to comment on my own blogs....but no one else gave me anything good so.........Mary Kate dives for the crack spoon only to be hit in the eye by a regurgitated carrot stick from Ashley's earlier lunch, which gives Ashely the chance to grab the mullet, but in her stunned discusts, Mary Kate is able to grab the spoon and needle, just before she is able to inject it, Ashley flies at Mary Kate with the super mullet, knocking her back a few feet. Mary Kate desperately fumbles for her cell phone to call Bob Saget, but again is attacked, this time by a Gucci purse filled with parking tickets, and an \"unknown\" white substance. With Mary Kate stunned, Ashley stops to strike a pose for the paparazzi......giving Ashley the chance to complete her call to Bob Saget. Saget appears magically, hancuffs both girls together, throws them in a van and says \"It'll be just like spring break 92 woooot.\r \r

Hulk

Hulk\r

Now this is a good one!\r \r If the Hulks rage keeps him going then I'd say the Hulk. But if he gets tired, and reverts back to Banner, then Superman.\r \r SC

superman, the hulk can't get close enuff to the man in blue. you've heat vision, super breath and flying......even with hulk's jumping ability and more rage=more strength, he'll just get wore down in the end

lol....definitely photoshop...those girls are flat as they come, and whomever's tata those are, they paid good money for them...lol

Sman

Not even a fight. \r Supes throws Big Green into orbit, then cruises back to the farm for some apple pie.

OMG their tits are touching......I'm so happy

photoshop

holy perfect boobs batman