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Too cold for me. The temperature here in The Ham is dropping. So how do you know when its too cold? When the temp. is at or below 32 effin-F-U degrees. That's how. When water freezes, which makes up about 60 percent of my body—more for some, then its too cold. Water freezes. I'm freezing. Global Warming my ass.

You guys remember the film, Day After Tomorrow, with Dennis Quaid, purdy Jake and that chick who looks like your babysitter? There's a scene in the film where Dennis sharpies a map of North America. The line he drew represented who was going to live and who would die from the New Ice Age. That's kinda how I feel about cold weather. I don't know how you jokers North of the line cope. I really don't. How many months 'til April?

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JohnnyBoyFloyd·
Wayyyy too cold. I need some 100% humidity 100 degree temp days to thaw out. :D
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microscent·
Lots of heaters, and physical activity. (ie) hot women. :)
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nae·
it was 4 this morning when i put the kids on the BUS... I LOVEEEEE the cold
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dos·
4?\r I don't do single digit weather.\r Now I know what's wrong with you.
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MEP46·
It's going down below 0 tonight ,in the summer I do not use AC at all I'll take all the heat I can get
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wilderz·
That's why I left Maine 7 years ago and moved to Florida...Cold weather sucks
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ixtab·
19 this morning in southern Indiana\r TOO FRIGGIN COLD FOR ME!!!!\r \r at least its above freezing now 35 degrees and holding steady
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BalekFekete·
That's the line....oh crap I'm fucked!
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GAINER32·
Now it's snowing in the Ham!!!
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LtBlarg·
Wilderz.. I left New Brunswick 17 years ago for the same reason...
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FlairFan·
When I was a kid, my grandma (born in 1899) would blame the bad weather (in INDIANA!) on \"those rockets from NASA\"! ;) She swore that the Apollo missions were screwing with the weather... still makes me laugh!