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How can you live without knowing these things?

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madwoman


1. Many years ago, in Scotland, a new game was invented. It was ruled


"Gentlemen Only...Ladies Forbidden" ... and thus the word GOLF


entered into the English language.



2. The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time TV


were Fred and Wilma Flintstone.



3. Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than the US Treasury.



4. Men can read smaller print better than women can;


women can hear better.



5. Coca-Cola was originally green.



6. It is impossible to lick your elbow.



7. The State with the highest percentage of people who walk to work:


Alaska



8. The percentage of Africa that is wilderness: 28% ( now get this...)


The percentage of North America that is wilderness: 38%



9. The cost of raising a medium-size dog to the age of eleven: $6,400



10. The average number of people airborne over the US any given hour:


61,000



Comments (12)

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dos·
cool stuff. no dogs for me.
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madwoman·
Yeah, now fess up....how many of you after reading this tried to lick your elbow??!! :):):)
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cerialthriller·
the monopoly one may become outdated, i saw a commercial for a credit card version of monopoly, no money you just charge up your fake ATM card! No more counting 300 $1 bills while figuring out your income tax! :)
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madwoman·
Cerialthriller - yeah I saw a commercial for that one too...guess Monoply has to get with the time! :)\r \r Dastard - Thats just weird! :) And a bit disturbing....:):)
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Cold·
Much like the cake, #5 isa a lie... i saw a girl lick her elbow last weekend.
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Cold·
sorry, #6
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BATMANKM·
#1- always hated this game, now i know why! :D\r \r #2.One of my favorite cartoons growing up, now i know why! :lol:\r \r #3. Not surprised, although with Bush in the Whitehouse and the Republicans in congress, our money is worth about as much as monopoly money! :evil:\r \r #4 This is bull cocky! I cant read small print to save my life. And the wife cant hear shit. Or maybe she just aint listening :oops: :lol:\r \r #5 I hate green. That was a very good executive decision. One of the few in the last 100 years!! :twisted: \r \r #6 I hope not. I would like to think there are still a few things out there yet to \"experience\" :D/ Of course that would have to be on the receiving end or observing end, definitely not the giving end. At my age, Im lucking if i can get my tongue to venture past my lips, let alone stretch to touch one of mine or anyone else's body parts! :shock: \r \r #7 Where the hell is this Alaska place????? People live there????? Your bullshitting right? :smt015 \r \r #8 Dont worry Bush is working on that number for us. He's trying to get it down in to the teens before he leaves, so no worries :twisted: #-o \r \r #9 Ah shit we blue by that number years ago on our pooch. I think that since we had kids, she's trying to compete with them to see who can be the most sick and demanding. :smt026 \r \r #10 I freaking hate to fly...and now i know why! :lol: :lol:\r \r You forgot #11. The Bat owes WonderWoman a PM going on over a week now!! :oops: My apologies, but like my tongue, my PM answering abilities are directly related to my geriatric state of being. in other words I'm a slow as bastard!! :lol: :smt021 \r \r Nice list WW! :-) - BAT
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BATMANKM·
#12- How many F#@ked up emoticons can you cram into a blog comment and mess em up so they look like a retarded person wrote them??? Im guessing only one. :oops:
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BATMANKM·
#13 - One geriatric, cosplaying, Batman wanna bee not only cant operate the simple emoticon system, he cant even make a coherent sentence in #12 to poke fun at himself. ( note to self: #1. stop making a jack ass of yourself on line #2. PM Doodi and ask why we cant edit comments in blog posts, AAARRRGGG! #3 Ask Doodi why he calls himself Doodi?? :lol: :lol: #4 either go play Halo or go to bed!!!!! #6. This listing stuff is very addictive! :D ) - BAT
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naveeda·
damn you for having me try #6 :lol:
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hubristes·
#6... I'm busted!
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TexasTwister55·
I have arms like an orangutan. My elbows are too close to my knees.