holy sh*t!!!!!

I usually just post game related stuff on my blog.   But........oh.........my...........god!  I'm sitting here with my 7 year old playing LOTR for the PS2.  I live in a gated lake community on the Texas Oklahoma border so we have a security guard gate.  These two dogs were in our front yard all morning.  They were kinda barking and mean, but whatever.  My wife called the security to come get the dogs and return them.  This old guy, way over 90 years old, folks, comes to the door and says "I'll see what I can do."
I returned to gaming without a thought.  The dude comes back and says they are kinda mean.  If I put 'em down that'll show 'em.  Again, I went back to my game.  2 minutes later..........Kaboom!.............Kaboom!..........Kaboom!  This guy painted the lawn with dog!   Holy Fuck!!!!!  I am from California!  This shit kinda new to me!  He came back and I said I guess that is one way to take care of it.  This dude was acting like it was an everyday event!  He said "I just had open heart surgery so I can't lift anything over 10 pounds.  My buddy is coming to help me hall it off.  Call me if the other dog comes back."  "The dogs collar says it's your neighbors, but they shouldn't of let it out."  My neighbor has like 5 dogs.  I didn't know they were his!!!!!!  And to top it all off, my neighbor isn't home because he's in intensive care because of a motorcycle accident!!  Like can't walk kinda deal.  When he
comes home he is probably gonna wonder where fluffy is.  Don't mess with the home owners association in Texas, man.