Hi, my name is d3, and my son...is a Timmie.

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dthree

I didn't want to admit it, but I have seen the signs and cannot live the lie any more. He may try to deny it, but its as plain as the pimple on the nose on his face. He is often rude and demanding on the headset to his teammates, celebrates accidental kills with boasts of superior skills, and somehow manages to annoy me even when I am not playing and he is. Worst of all, he's starting to beat me in games i play more than him. (but not GHII, luckily) Well, he will find out the negative consequences of pwning his dad: I control the $, I control the internet access, and most importantly, I control bedtime. HA!

Comments (7)

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doodirock·
Preach on!
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Devonsangel·
Only you have the power!
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Falelorn·
beat timmys ass with a belt.. that teaches them
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CrypticCat·
I heard that being a Timmie is genetically transmitted, and generally skips a generation...
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NotStyro·
You forgot one - you control the headset. The power over this Timmie can be yours, if you desire...
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TANK·
My condolences\r \r
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dthree·
Good point, NotStyro.