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A woman lying in the hospital in labor getting ready to give birth to her first child, she is yelling profanities at her husband, cursing and screaming and carrying on. She tells him, "This is all YOUR fault...if it wasn't for you I wouldn't be going through this right now you fucking bastard!!." After hearing her for so long he finally responds, "Hey, don't blame me, I wanted to fuck you in the ass. But NO you thought that would hurt."
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Lol!
Awesome!
lmafo!!! good point!\r
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That reminds me of the conversation Ryan Reynolds had in the movie Waiting with his mom... \r
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she said: i hope you are practicing safe sex.. \r
he responded with something like: we are, we only do anal.\r
she then said: I wish your father would have done the same!\r
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LOL
THAT is funny!