Happy Holidays

M
Mandingo

Well, we had a bad snow/blizzard thing the other night.  It was bad for 2 reasons.


One.  there was a snowman worth of snow and ice UNDER the hood of the Hyundai.  Now it sputter, stalls, misfires and will not go faster than 8mph.  Lovely. 


Two.  I've been busy/lazy/poor and haven't gotten out xmas shopping.  Since the car died I figured I'd wait until the wife got home from work at 5:30 and take the jeep.  Oh wait, I can't see 15 feet in front of me because the snow is coming down like crazy - scratch that.  I'll just make her some coupons for sexy man loving or something.


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About a year and a half ago I noticed a spot on one of my molars.  Being a manly man, I decided to ignore it and hope that it went away.  Didn't happen.  Today I got $95 (after insurance) of work done to fix 2 cavities.  The good news is that I didn't wait any longer.  Apparently, one was on the verge of root canal.  The sucky thing is that I've never had a cavity before and now I have two fillings.  Maybe I shouldn't have taken like 15 years off from the dentist.....at least the fillings are white and nearly invisible.  I had the lady put my phone in my mouth and take a pic after she drilled it - you can't see it as well as I hoped though.


Why don't they have a keyboard that I can put on my lap and use to talk to them when my mouth is propped open?  It could use the microsoft sam voice or something. 


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Apparently there is no way to hold a legal hold'em poker tournament.  It's perfectly legal to hold a video game tournament though because it is a skill competition.  What if I held an xbox 360 hold'em poker tournament?  I assume that would be legal?  $100 buy in, new accounts and game installed on each box.......maybe?


 


 

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