Halo: Reach-around; Chobot double-dose

Jessica Chobot has something
in her pants...

    Got a call early this morning from the College of Science and Nanoscale Engineering (also known as Nanotech). They've decided to check my references! Wow! I'm about as excited as I could be - without actually having a job yet.
   I never got online to do any more Halo: Reach self-abuse. The video took a lot longer to process (over 4 hours) than I thought it would. Here's my ineptitude, immortalized for posterity:

Halo: Reach beta - Team Slayer (Too Old to Frag)

Uploaded 5 May 2010 by hvywpnsguy

Featured MW2 Video
Hardcore TDM, Scrapyard, FAMAS w/ RDS

Uploaded 24 April 2010 by I8IHawk

    In today's featured vid, Hawk lays waste on Scrapyard with his precision marksmanship with the FAMAS. There's a stunning massacre with the chopper gunner, too, with almost no one on the enemy team using cold-blooded. ThatGuyWhoCamps brings in two buddies to do their own breakdown of the Black Ops teaser. On to the CoD links:

CoD Black Ops Teaser Breakdown with Telixion and Vosty (Buzzy audio warning)

Uploaded 4 May 2010 by ThatGuyWhoCamps

• Attack of the Fanboy: PSNet gets MW2 "Stimulus Package" DLC.
• CVG: Bungie: 'No interest' in working on others' intellectual properties (I.E., no Bungie Call of Duty).
• Destructoid: Activision retails Call of Duty: Black Ops for £54.99 in UK. (Thanks to dug_star1 for the tweeted link!)
• GamaSutra: EA's Gibeau: Respawn deal 'fell into our laps'.

The MoodieSwede's Snipergasm

Uploaded 2 May 2010 by TheMoodieSwede

P90 Omnicide

Uploaded 30 April 2010 by thegoldglove07

The Booty Man - Funny Turnaround Message

Uploaded 10 April 2010 on TheDeluxe4

    More Gaming Links:

• MarketWatch: EA Announces Medal of Honor returns to battle October 12, 2010.
• GamaSutra: Rebooting the Medal of Honor series. Also, EA's Gibeau: Annual releases hurt the MoH series.
• VG247: Crysis 2 will be a 'Halo killer'.
• Kokugamer: Halo: Reach beta sees 1 million players on day 1.
• MCV UK: Halo: Reach tops US "intend to buy" list.
• Kotaku: Best Halo: Reach beta glitch so far. And,on a cautionary note, 5 Ways to Suck in the Halo: Reach beta.
• GamesRadar: Halo: Reach beta strategy guide.
• Wired: 5 Things Bungie should fix in Halo: Reach.
• WatchthisGaming (YouTube): How to submit a gameplay clip to their Top 5.

Halo: Reach BetaBusters, Episode 1

Uploaded 4 May 2010 on MachinimaRespawn

IGN Halo: Reach Top 10 Kills

Uploaded 4 May 2010 on IGNEntertainment

• CVG: Crysis 2 aliens detailed.
• Alan Wake review roundup: Ars Technica; Destructoid; GameTrailers; CVG; Joystiq; IGN; 1Up; GamePro; GiantBomb; Planet Xbox 360; Co-Optimus; Gaming Today.
• GameSpy: 5 Things the Gaming Community Needs to Stop Obsessing Over.
• NeoSeeker: California State Senator promises never to seek ban on 'ultra-violent' video games.
• IGN: Daily Fix for 4 May 2010 with the luscious Jessica Chobot. (YouTube version embedded below.)

Uploaded 4 May 2010 on IGNEntertainment

Does Jessica Chobot love the outdoors?

 Yes, she certainly does.

    Non-Gaming Links:

• Ars Technica: iPad pushing average apps price higher - but not by much.
• UGO: Do not play these games on the iPad - seriously.
• Gizmodo: TomTom's Darth Vader GPS. Turn left - to the Dark Side.
• TopLess Robot: The 12 most awesomely nerd-baiting commercials.
• ITWorld: The 15 Funniest Vintage Tech Ads.
• ExpertReviews: Top 10 Things Hollywood thinks computers can do.

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