Halo 2 during 3 pm TST (Timmie Standard Time)
You know, anonymity over the internet is a funny thing.
It's funny to hear people tell me how bad I suck and how big of a piece of shit I am on XBOX Live. Everyone has a bad game now and then. I have also had those games in Slayer where I beat the entire opposing team in swat getting 45 of the 50 kills and winning 50 to 15. I may have lost the game or you might have gotten your N0-Sc0p3 h34dsh07 off when clearly I watched you melee me after you shot twice and missed the second. I'm sure from the comfort of your parent's house in your bedroom from on your 13" TV that you and your little brother are playing split screen on after you finished your math homework it's pretty hard to see the game very well.
Usually after I'm fed up with the Timmie time which occurs during the hours of 3pm TST - Timmie Standard Time - (after elementary school gets out) to 10pm (usually they have to go to bed by them but they may be sneaking online) I'll grab a beer or something to eat and watch a movie or something Tivo'd. After 10 pm the field is narrowed to Stoned Jerkoff teens in their dorm rooms (I can tell by the abundant need to display some type of 420 reference in their gamertags). This is where the games get very interesting. Most of the swat, Big Team and sniper matches start out with some fuckbag shouting obscenities and one person on the host team (after they have forced host-yes I can see it in Commview) lagg or drop a player out . Somehow someone on their team will magically have a yellow to red connection during the match and they mysteriously are impossible to kill. The best gaming hours are between 9am and 2 pm. After that it's
Yes Timmie I'm 30 years old and no I don't live in my parents basement. I play Halo once a week (sometimes more) from the comfort of my 1200 sq ft fully finished basement on a 52" DLP while sitting in my leather theater chair.
BEACAUSE I EARNED IT.
P.S. I'm not bragging about what I have either for those of you that haven't taken the plunge on a full Theater setup.