Half in the bag

Ok, so my clan mates kid me about my lack of profanity while I play.  It's not my fault, my man cave is next to my den where my 13 yo daughter watches tv, and my 16 yo son is usually either next to me or watching tv as well.  I tend to let out a lot of "holy crap" or "turd knocker".  Well, tonight my wife and kids were out of town and I was home by myself so I thought I would let loose.  As soon as I get on, my son jumps on his cousin's account and joins the party.  Never mind that after my 4th JD and coke I was feeling pretty frisky, I just don't do that in front of my kids.  I guess I'll just be a sissy from now on and I'll keep my "jumping jehosaphat" and "great googlymoogly" and leave the trash talking to the rest of the clan, some of whom are pretty good at it (you know who you are, redheads have a special way about them).  I'll keep my goody-goody rep and proudly continue to fool people with "son of a stitch"