Groovy Politics

I've decided to begin a grass roots campaign for president. I want to see buttons and bumper stickers and billboards that all say "Groovy in 08", and "Groovy Groovy he's our man, he can't do it, no one can", and "Groovy, who the hell else were you going to vote for? Seriously is there a better candidate? Sure he has no political affiliation, he has no foreign or domestic policy experience, I'm not even sure he's held a steady job but I still think he's better than That GUY". I'd like to see that last one on a button.

But anyways, I thought I'd lean on 2old2play for support, use this as my base. I will base my campaign on longer lunches and more time at recess. I will also be an advocate more student parking. It worked for my bid as Student Council president, I don't see why it won't work now.

So remember, vote for Groovy on November 4 2008, and vote for anybody else on the 5th.

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