Gift for the Ladies

The pink bra is cute.

Are you trying to get your man card back?

hmmm, i started lifting weights at the gym several years ago, and somewhere along the way i noticed that i could be the girl in the commercial! well, maybe. It's the chest muscles. And, yes, it does work.

LMAO, they had me until mention of the \"special\" vitamins, hmmm.

i am soooo turned on right now

So if I understand correctly, a woman can spend $20, then grab long shaft and stroke it repeatedly until her breasts become more shapely? Why the hell can't I think up this stuff?