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SexKitten

The fog of the dream is wearing off I’ll remember as much as I can….



I was geared up and ready to fight. Although, I seemed to be sporting an outfit more like Angalina Jolie from Tomb Raider. I was fully equipped with a canteen of Red Stripe and a pack of marijuana cigarettes laced with chocolate. I also had an oxygen mask on and tank strapped to my back. I think I was sick. I passed a pack of handicap dogs, smoking a green bong. I met kinky Kelly who offered advice. No I don’t remember, lol. I came across a tomb, where necrophilia was at work. I left the man to his piece. I stopped by the quick stop and replenished my cigs from jay and silent bob, and danced with Boo Boo Kitty Fuck and her gang of sexy misfits. Then I passed of church of sorts where a bible pusher was preacher it was the end of humanity and we were all going to die. Then I hitched a ride on the back of a truck with some people carrying a truck load of cottage cheese to the border…I think that I have been in the clans forums a little to much. LOLOLOLOL

Comments (8)

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KuruptU4Fun·
I think your dream means you have a desire to bang Kevin Smith....With your face in the pillow so you can scream as loud as you want to.
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DaddyFatSack_25·
I love LSD
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codemonkey·
Sounds like the assassins quest from Oblivion.
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NewBoyX·
Sounds like a typical weekend at Gencon
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Gatsu·
Silent Bob is my hero....I just wanted to say that....\r \r For D*con last year a buddy of mine and I dressed as Jay and Silent Bob (me as Bob)...and we picked a random wall and claimed that as \"our wall\"...people came by askin for nickel bags, we did the Clerks 2 Silence of the Lambs bit...even got our pictures taken with Buddy Christ.\r \r Fun times.
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TheCrazyPerson·
Sounds like you dropped a bit too much acid b4 bed last night, might want to cut back!
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th3midnighter·
\"Cocaine is a helluva drug.\" \r \r BTW, I only started reading your blog cause of all the attention you were receiving from the site, sadly mostly negative but I must say, I like your writing style. Its different than most and gives me that high feelin without the chemicals. :) \r \r Btw, ignore all the hate, some members of the site tends to react this way to vocal newbies.
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Punisher138·
That is amazing, I had this exact same dream last night. What are the chances?!