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SoupNazzi

My daughter lost her first tooth yesterday morning.  Needless to say she was super excited about a visit from the tooth fairy.

As I was speaking to my wife on the phone regarding what to get her from the tooth fairy, she happened to overhear and ask who I was talking to.  I told her "The Tooth Fairy."  and she got excited.

This morning, she discovered her tooth gone and a $10 bill under her pillow.

As we were getting breakfast ready before heading out for the morning, she asks me:  "Daddy, when I get older, will you give me the number for the Tooth Fairy so I can call her when my kids lose their teeth?"

Six.  Years.  Old.   Unbelievable IMO. 

Of course I said yes.

She proceeded to ask me where I got the number, to which I replied that my mommy and daddy had given it to me, like their mommy and daddy had given it to them, and so on through the ages...

Now I gotta figure out how I can get her to behave by letting her think I have the phone number to Santa Clause!

Comments (11)

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Gatsu·
Just get a photo doctored to look like you and St. Nick chilling out grilling in the North Pole or something.\r \r kids cant tell its photoshop. ;)
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Onesimos·
$10, I didn't know inflation had gotten that bad.
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darth_chibius·
good shit man, $10 goes a long way at Wal Mart
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SoupNazzi·
suck it chibby!\r \r We shop at Tar-jay now!
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Donk2o2p·
i still can't figure out why the tooth fairy needs all those damn teeth! what is she planning to do with them all?
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LtBlarg·
TEN BUCKS !!!! oh that is right, the American dollar is not what it used to be...
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DeltaT·
10 bucks! Do you realize how many teeth they have, and after the first couple its an every other dya thing......Better get a second job
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NotStyro·
Damn, Soup has been allowed to breed?! Does DHS know about this? Won't somebody please think of the children and call community services....\r \r Seriously, $10 for a tooth?! If I had kids they'd be lucky to get a quarter. Maybe even shiny if they are good.
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LadyisRed·
lol, you are much nicer then Shakes and I. Our 6 year old got a dollar, and I thought we were being generous. \r your kid is smart. Ive \"called\" santa on my phone a few times and my kids never wondered how I got the number.
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JeepChick·
$!0 Are you out of your fucking mind?!?!?!\r \r my kids better not hear about this. your blog is getting blocked right now....my son is terrible about browsing the browser history!
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Raiz3R·
10 Dollars thats Bullshit ! Give me the # to the Tooth Fairy I'm gonna call up that Bitch and tell her that i never got 10 Dollars a tooth !\r \r I'm broke this Week..... Wheres my pliers and Phone.