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Cat Making Materials


Have you ever wanted a cat?  Are you handy?  Well, sir, this is your lucky day.  I am at this very moment giving away materials to construct your very own cat.  Our cat, being long-haired and having been rendered asexual some years ago, has evidently decided to attempt reproduction by budding.  As a result, I am in the possession of cat hair of sufficient quantity to construct a second cat. 


I have also collected a few sticks, straws and other semi-rigid materials with which you may provide a rudimentary skeletal structure for the cat.  Face it, it's not going to move much outside that sunny spot on chair anyway.  I was going to include a small brain as well, but then I observed that the original cat has functioned fine for years without one, making brain insertion an unnecessary step in the process.


Act now!  Avoid cat longing later!


 

Comments (7)

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IAmTheLiquor·
Weird.
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Durty·
:D Yay!
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Snuphy·
Can it be assembled in traditional triangle or the more modern landing strip configurations??
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Go_Aachmed·
get a dog, pussy.
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Bonecollektor·
Do yourself a favor, kill that hair shedding, disease carrying, ass licking, attitude having, litter box filling piece of shit! FUUUUuuuuuck cats!
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P_Train_of_Love·
Do I have to feed it? \r \r Very clever.
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Foxytrot·
But I don't want a straw kitty....I want a REAL kitty. \r \r Straw kitties are highly more flamable than real kitties...um...not that I go around flicking my bic at them or anything...but you get what I mean....\r \r