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Forza Lovers!! Carbon Fiber for your home...

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SexKitten

CarbonCarbon fiber. It's light, ten times stronger than steel, and is now used to strengthen your favorite washroom. "You know how fast a little fiber can make you go," claims the manufacturer. "Finally, a high performance, race ready composite toilet seat." Can you say, "pimp my ride"?

The seat is hand-layered carbon fiber molded around a foam core using 550,000 psi tensile carbon fiber, and fits standard household toilets. We predict this will be the recipient of a SEMA new product award and our own praised "POS Product" award this November.

For more information, contact Dynamic Composites in Alberta Canada at (780) 435-0619 or email beyera@business-aid.net.

Pimp your crapper for just $229 US.

P.S. Thanks to humor columnist Dave Barry for writing about us. We're honored!

Comments (2)

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RivalJJH·
Alberta, eh?\r \r I bet our fair friend, Falelorn has something to do with this one.\r \r Now you, yes you, can shit from 0-60 in less than 6 seconds.\r \r I don't know why I added that last part, but it seemed to fit with a carbon composite toilet seat.\r
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NotStyro·
But, what about the rest of the crapper?! This seat needs something better than your standard off-white porcelain bowl & tank.