For Gatsu, Tara, Lucifer's Pearl, and AOW

Twas the Night Before Gears Launch, and all through the net
Gamers were buzzing, and holding their breath

The titles were in at their local GameStops,
Staff sorting, and boxing, preparing for the flock.

Pre-order in hand with their eyes on the clocks,
No work shall be done on this Eve of Gears Launch.

Players in their Gear, including their caps
Laying out routes to Gamestop to camp.

Midnight approached and the line formed outside.
Each player recognizing the eager flash in their eyes.

"Now, Lancers! now, Torque Bows! now, Frags and Booms!
On, Fenix! on Dominic! on, to the Horde Goons!
To the front of the line! To the register you go!
Grab your Gears, your peers and prep your Chainsaw!!"

:)