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FEAR IN THE AISLES OF WAL-MART

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WROUGHTDOG

JUST A QUICK THOUGHT WOULD LIKE TO SHARE LAST NIGHT THE WIFE AND I WENT SHOPPING AT WAL-MART AND WHAT WE PASSED IN THE AISLE TERIIFIED ME. THERE WADDLING LIKE A DUCK AFTER CRACKERS WAS THIS FEMALE WHOSE REAR APPURTENANCES WERE LEGENDARY. AS I CREPT BY MY WIFE ASKED WHAT WAS I AFRAID OF AND SHE AND I EXPLAIN THAT I FEARED IF THE ELASTIC BROKE ON HER UNDERGARMENTS I WOULD BE CAUGHT IN AN "ASSALANCHE" !!! i WAS GIVEN A STERN ELBOW AS SHE CHUCKLED . LATER SHE REMAKED AT LEAST SHE WAS WALKING NOT RIDING ONE OF THOSE ELECTRIC CARTS AND I SAID THAT WAS OBVIOUS BECAUSE SHE DID NOT FIT/HER CHEEKS WOULD HAVE RUBBED THE REAR WHEELS. sHE OT UPSET AND SAID SHE HAD A PROBLEM AND I AGREED SAYING SHE HAD A PROBLEM PUSHING HERSELF AWAY FROM THE DINNER TABLE.

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Devonsangel·
I'd be afraid also but give kudos to the woman for walking! She may be trying.
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Jett_Fuel·
I agree with Devonsangel. Obesity is a disease as well as a behevioral issue. Some people's metabolism and genetics don't give them any help in the weight dept. \r \r And of course, this is what keeps many from doing healthy things like walking or joining a gym. Those who need to do it the most are laughed at for being there. It isn't easy being obese psychologically as well as physically.
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BalekFekete·
Finally, someone who understands caps lock is cruise control for AWESOME!!!\r \r ;-)