Evilooshun Edjumacashun
Here in Texas we just had a bunch of Creationists try their best to get 'Intelligent Design' into science textbooks. They claim that they are being 'persecuted' because the education system refuses to acknowledge their insane fantasy sci-fi wacko view that the world was created 6,000 years ago in it's present form. I decided to troll a few forums and to my surprise there were tons of people who were not only Creationists but who fully deny any form of macroevolution! My brain started to hurt from the massive stupid that it encountered.
So then I move on to National Geographic to help release some of the fail that had been injected into my system. So there I was, reading various articles when out of nowhere I am again faced with the Beast known as Creationism. A study of 34 advanced countries shows that the United States is 2nd to last in accepting evolution. The only country dumber than us is Turkey, a country named after a half retarded bird. Of course I expected to be beaten by Italy, the UK, Ireland, Sweden, France.... the guys who usually stomp us when it comes to education. But how the fuck are we dumber than Cyprus, Latvia, Lithuania, Bulgaria, Croatia, Malta, Slovenia, Estonia?????..... I can't even find Estonia on a map without help! Out of 34 countries we are number 33? What happened to USA Number 1???
Back in college I had a classmate that was trying to get a petition to ban evolution from schools because it was "teaching kids atheism". I argued back and forth with a guy who felt he was being 'persecuted' (that word comes up a lot with these types) since he got a failing grade for refusing to take any test that had evolution implied in the questions. Then there is the friend of a friend who practically disowned his son for believing in evolution.
Are we this dumb? I hear 2 things repeated all the time, Evolution is just a theory and evolution leads to murders and other immoral behaviors.
Correct! Evolution is a theory, which means that it is the best, most plausible general principle to explain something. Kinda like the Gravitational Theory? The Germ Theory? Cell Theory? Plate Tectonics? There is no other explanation for origins other than evolution. None.
Then there is the whole "evolution leads to immoral behavior" nonsense. The one I hear is that if we tell people that they come from animals they will act like animals. Another good one is that if we are all just animals then what will stop us from killing, robbing, punching grannies in the coochie, and shooting heroin all day? First, animals show a great deal of social skill and so far the animal kingdom has not eroded into complete anarchy. Last time I checked, it was Bloods killing Crips, not Penguins puttin' a cap into a Polar Bears ass. Finally, saying evolution causes people to kill is like saying that just because Newton discovered gravity and the rate of falling bodies then we should start shoving people off bridges.
BTW, thanks to everyone for their input. I love to hear your opinions, even if it is just a random fuck you.
He11vis out!