Every time a cat looks at me I feel like she is saying to some unknown server, “I’ll have cheese with that.”

I’m not too wild about the font of the pdf of the “Patient Protection and Affordable Care Act”. I don’t care what you think about the law, but what I care about is that the font makes it difficult to read. Sure it’s difficult to read a 2097 page document about health care reform but to choose a font that’s tough on the eyes, can a guy get some times new roman up in here?

Things you can quantitatively ease into:

1. Water
2. Someone’s face
3. Calculus
4. A cactus
5. Time
6. A giant vat of toe nail clippings

So how many of us while watching Saw 2 thought about how we would climb out of a hole filled with used hypodermic needles. I mean you could be Hypo Man infecting your enemies with a variety of diseases (some rare, some common), who knows what they would get: One person might Ebola and the next person might get genital warts…