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Why is it illegal to park in a handicapped parking space but its ok to use a handicapped toilet?

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MikeTheKnife·
Because no one wants to have to open the stall door to see if you have a sticker on your ass.
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TANK·
It may be illegal to park in a handicap space but there are very specific requirements as to what makes a legal handicap space. It must have a sign in front of the space, must have the blue handicap logo panted on the space and the space lines must be blue.\r \r If it doesn't meet all 3 requirements, it's technically not a legal handicap space and technically you could be a douche and park in it. :lol:
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DarthClem·
I like putting my feet up on the hand rails when I make a deuce in the handicapped stall.\r \r Also, back when I had a job, it always seemed like there was a copy of the sports section of the newspaper in the handicapped stall (I referred to it as the racquetball court because the stall was so damned big you could park a Ford Expedition in it and still have room to take a dump).
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Baine·
try taking a shit in the handicapped parking space...
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rabbmasterflash·
+1 for Baine, funnay!
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M13a77·
Handicapped = colostomy bag = portable toilet.\r \r Nuff said.
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RivalJJH·
Is it wrong to run for the handicap stall when you see Stephen Hawking rolling towards the restroom?\r \r Then compounding matters by making him wait while you lay some massive cable?
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Nighthawk70·
Handicapped stalls are great for taking a chick in there!! Don't make it illegal!
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Onesimos·
If your a real ass, you'll just piss all over the seat. With your territory marked, no one else will want it.\r