Damn Women

Today 7/4/06 was a day to sleep in and chill, since the wife has to work I figure why not.

As I am laying in bed, licking Angelina Jolies nipples in the back of my head I hear "Brian pick up, my car died" over and over. Then I hear my daughter scream dad get the damn phone moms car died, so I pick up the phone and proceed to get directions to where she is at. I stumble to the garage and grab some tools and a spare fuel can, and strap my lumbering ass into my car. You ask why the fuel can, well it just so happens that I told her yesterday on the way home we needed to and fill up. She said nah Ill get it in the morning, yeah she got it in the morning alright stranded on the side of the road. She also had better be awfully damn nice when she gets home, she ruined my dream with Angelina (means she better put out tonight). In her defense this is only the 2nd time in 17 yrs of marriage that she has pulledsomeshit like this, gotta give her that.