Dallas Drivers

Holy shit. For the 2nd time this month, I was almost in another accident as someone pulled out in front of me from a side street while I was in the lane they were attempting to turn into.

Luckily, in both cases, the lane next to me was unoccupied and I was able to swerve and miss the aforementioned douchebags.

Today, I was half-temped on not swerving and just hit the douche. He was driving a brand new high-end BMW 7 series, and I'm driving a 1993 Chevy Lumina with 200k + miles on it. I almost saw dollar signs in my head. It would have been one douche-bag I wouldn't have a problem calling a lawyer and suing, just because he was an idiot.

Oh well. He tore ass past me after I honked my horn and gestured quite a few times at him.... Then he got caught up in traffic. So I caught up with him and gave him a few more gestures. He sped off again and... got caught up at a red light. I pulled up in the lane right next to him. Ignored him totally, and proceeded to match my speed with the speed of the vehicle in front of him.

Road rage? Yeah, a little.

By blocking him in I was able to get up past him 5-6 vehicle lengths. We turned on the road that goes towards my workplace, and about 1/2 mile down that road, he goes flying by me at about 70 mph on a 45 mph road. I, of course, gave him a few more hand gestures, and proceeded to continue on to work.

He actually turned the same direction towards my job. I tell you, if I see his car in the lot, I may key the shit out of it.

Immature? Yes. Do I care? No.

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My Finger and Toenail Collection

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