Da Roundup

KwazyJune 26, 2007

Bomber kills sheikhs at peace talks

Talk about failing to grasp the concept!

Diaz apologizes for offensive bag

I would definitely stuff something offensive in her bag

Court permits outreach to faith-based groups

If you nutcases really want to live in a theocracy, I bet Iran will take the all of you!

'Lion Sleeps Tonight' singer dead

So you could say “tonight the lion slips with the fishes”

Court Snuffs Out 'Bong Hits'

Don’t forget…it was the High Court

Iran Bans 'Immoral' Cell Phone Messages

Better start a faith-based program to combat that type of thing

School Bans Girl for Wearing Chastity Ring

Just wait till they find out about her matching belt

Tom Sizemore Sentenced to 16 Months in Prison for Violating His Probation

Sounds like he should have used Paris’ lawyer

Chavez Tells Army to Prepare for War With U.S.

That should be a short one

U.S. Braces for Beckham Ad Blitz

I know I’ve been stocking up on powdered milk and dried meat

Could You Be a Triathlete?

Could? Yes. Plan on being? No.

Report: Justin Timberlake Accused of Spitting on Swedish Teenagers

He didn’t spit on them. It was a saliva malfunction.

Comments (9)

dkhodz·Jun 7, 2007, 6:36 PM

Cheering ban costs five students their H.S. diplomas:\r \r Who uses Ban anyway? I'm a Right Guard man myself... Yay Right Guard! You're #1!\r

hilskie·Jun 21, 2007, 2:54 AM

vatican issues 10 commandments for drivers...is that gonna be cannonized...or whatever it's called?? Wouldn't that be hilarious...the next bible I buy with the 10 Driver's commandments...\r \r You know for people who drive...not driver herself... LOL!!

microscent·Jun 21, 2007, 4:27 AM

Spears' mother: She's 'figuring things out'\r Blue’s Clues, Where’s Waldo, the benefits of panties, etc…\r \r \r Too funny!

LadyisRed·Jun 22, 2007, 4:00 PM

Aboriginals havnt been able to buy booze in certian NT towns for over a decade. \r I cant believe how badly that would go over here if we were to zero out a minority and say they couldnt buy alcohol.\r Whats sad is that the government isnt trying to be mean,but to just help them.

Kwazy·Jun 22, 2007, 8:04 PM

Scariest assemblage of words in any human language:\r \r We're from the government, and we're here to help.\r

ekattan·Jun 22, 2007, 9:23 PM

White Castle is the Chiz nit. But when operation munchies control is in effect nothing beats Taco Bell.

TheCrazyPerson·Jun 23, 2007, 3:31 AM

Those are funny!\r \r roflmao...doot doo doot doo doo :):):):)

NewBoyX·Jun 23, 2007, 4:09 AM

3 days in a row? Did you get fired from your job?

Kwazy·Jun 23, 2007, 3:18 PM

Not yet, but I'm trying :)\r \r Actually, I've had to branch out from CNN to go to Fox News. CNN has way too many video clips anymore, and you can't directly link to them. Plus, Fox News tends to have more sensational headlines....which is better fodder for commentary.