Da Roundup
Firefighters inhale as ton of pot burns, chief says
That would explain why the truck stopped at White Castle on the way back to the station.
Police: Thief flees on riding mower
I think I saw this on Reno 911
House vote on contraception aid sets up veto
I’m still suggesting Bush set up an international orphanage on his Crawford ranch. So far, he and Laura aren’t keen of the idea.
Have you seen him lately? He’s going to have to change his name to Al Gorge. I’m guessing his last temptation is Haagen-Dazs.
Naval Academy steps up sexual harassment education
They’re already pretty good at it. I’d say additional training would be unnecessary.
New Documents Air CIA's Dirty Laundry
Pictures include George Tenet’s soiled boxer briefs. Turns out he shopped from the American Male catalog.
Straights Complain of Discrimination in Gay Resort Town
Provincetown, MA. Highest percentage of gay residents of any municipality in the nation. It’s a wonderful, eclectic place. Wife and I spend a couple of days there almost every year. Coincidentally, it was the first point of contact of the Mayflower Compact. They later sailed across Cape Cod Bay and settled at Plymouth. I’m guessing because there were too many gay Indians in P-town.
Idaho Canine Drives Owner's Car Into River
Bad dog…Bad!
Featuring new and exciting ways to violate civil liberties and expose you to identity theft!
Brilliant!
Video Game Addiction May Receive Mental Illness Status
Preferred outpatient treatment: Get a fucking life, you weenie!
Data Thieves Steal Herman Munster's Identity
What a bunch of dumb asses! He's got really shitty credit.
Autopsies Set for Naked Couple That Fell to Their Deaths
If you’re going to bump uglies on anything steeper than a 3/12 roof, it’s advised to use safety harnesses.
Dirty Diaper Spoils Trip to D.C.'s Post Office Museum
OK, I’m calling it. The terrorists have officially won the war.
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