Corny yet satifying...

I have nothing remotely interesting or creative today. I also do not have any issues going on that needs venting or airing out in a public forum. So you all know what that means...

...corny jokes.

Scoff, moan, roll your eyes is you must...secretly I know you all LOVE corny jokes.

Why were the Indians the first people on the continent of North America?

They had RESERVATIONS.

How do you catch a one-of-a-kind rabbit?

UNIQUE up on it!

How do you mend a broken tomato?

With a little bit of tomato paste!

What does a house wear?

ADDRESS!

What did the bird say when his cage broke?

Cheap Cheap!

What type of Jewish males make the best coffee?

HEBREWS!

A man walks into a bar...

...and says OUCH!

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