Conversation with my wife last night

wife:  "I can't believe that he (Peter Parker) is ignoring her like that!  Did you see the way he blew her off!  I'd be so out of there!"

me:  "He's got an alien symbiotic organism attached to him that came down from outer space!"

wife:  "So...."

I spent the next 5 minutes laughing.  Sure as hell hope I never get infected.