Christmas - Zombie Style

So we just opened our presents and I wanted to post about a little gift that my girl got me. She has been watching play Left 4 Dead quite a bit recently and then came across this book.

Zombie Haiku by Ryan Mecum

Here are some choice selections from this very funny book:

Biting Into Heads - is much harder than than it looks - the skull is feisty

Nothing hurts me now - Normally the Screwdriver - wouldn't have gone there

You are so lucky - that I cannot remember - how to use door knobs

Getting trampled on - used to eventually kill you - now it just annoys

And my personal favorite so far

Bones are hard to break - the skull is not like an egg - takes more whacks to crack

Merry Christmas Everyone!