Cheese?

So I'm playing War - Outskirts (hardcore, of course) and I was lagging big time. I was close to ranking up to Commander, didn't think I was gonna make it last night as my connection indicator was mostly red with brief forays into yellow. Needless to say it was frustrating (if perchance the system chose me to host, I apologize)!

Anywho, when I finally spawn at the start (over by the Courtyard flag and yes, I'm the last one in), I dart to the Church flag. One of my teammates is already taking the flag, so I dive to the ground on the othr side of the flag as far away from him as I can yet still am helping to capture the flag. About that time an enemy runs in. I empty a whole clip of STG-44 lead into him then my teammate fires a short MG burst and the "bad guy" goes down. No kill for me, I only get an assist (damn lag)!

When we finally capture the church flag, I sprint to the library. I enter the building and leap down to the floor below to capture the flag (with a teammate or two).

After capaturing that flag, I dash over to Grandpa's house and belly-flop on the floor next to the flag (again with a teammate). After a bit (seemed like forever), I hear a 'nade bouncing around in the room so I prepare to die and indeed I do in short order - teammate does too.

Immediately after respawning, I sprint to back to Grandpa's house and flop to the floor next to the flag. Teammate runs in and helps me take the flag.

Game over. We win! I have 93 points.90 for capturing flags 3 for the assist. I'm the top scorer for the match. Sweet part is I get promoted to Commander!

In the lobby there was the usual "What happened?!?" and the some Timmy starts whining about that HarmfulDistress guy was top scorer with no kills. Several others start bitching and moaning pretty much the same. If I would have had my mike plugged in, I would've asked them: "Want some cheese to go with your whine?"