CHALLENGE: 75 word halloween story about fellow 202play members

Okay: here it is. I have thrown down the gauntlet to Guardian and here is my writing challenge. A 75 word Halloween story. It has to be about a fellow 2old2play member, AND it can't be mean. Unless you are writing about someone in Clanarchy (j/k lads n lasses)  Here is mine:  It's obviously LuxDevil.  I was thinking about just writing a werewolf story and I got the idea about different types of were-creatures... and I thought of how difficult it would be to change into something where you had to change your habitat in a major way... from land to sea.  Anyway: here it is.  Enjoy and I hereby challenge the rest of 2old2play!

The were-shark balanced three bottles of JD and struggled to unlock his apartment door. "Fucking Halloween.", he complained, and drew a bath in the dingy tub. He was damned if his yearly curse would see him waking naked on the polluted Jersey Shore, aching and poisoned for a fifth year. The bottles were upended into the tub; while he couldn’t hold a glass in his other form, alcohol could still be absorbed through his gills.