Cats are the devil's spawn...

I think the guy likes it too!\r

OK. I have had cats all my life and last year we got a kitten who insisted on kneading my hair every night when I went to bed. This wouldn't be a problem, but she was digging her claws into my skull and sometimes my neck and it got rather irritating. I had her declawed. I have no idea how a guy could just sit there through that???

Yeah, I have 4 cats now and am only nad pounced if I ain't looking! If it does happen I test the affects of gravity on an airborne feline.\r

My cat does this, but not on my balls.... he actually takes part of the blanket into his mouth while kneeding with his paws, and \"nurses\" is the only way I could describe it.

One of my cats does this all the time and the worst thing is she drools while she does it. She doesn't do it on my testicles but she will do it on my chest. Its not the best thing in the world to wake up to since as soon as I move all the drool drops in my face.