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I don't care how much you paid, I'm not taking my clothes off until the kid leaves ... Freak!

What do you mean you like boys?

yeah it hurts in may ass... you see son i told you

\"Good Luck getting Microsoft to give you our location- call America's Most Wanted, you bitch.\"\r \r Ouch- where did that come from?\r \r How 'bout this:\r \r \"Mom! Thailand is awesome! Wanna know what a cherry-boy is?\"

well johnny meet your new babysitter. don't tell your mother.

How bout:\r \r \"Way to go boy, I never thought you'd bang a teacher like that\"

\"So I've been banging my estranged 10 year old brother?\"