Caption this #9 : The b-ball scandal

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SirPoonga

Several pics to choose from.  Virtual bonus points if you can make a story board out of these.

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too obvious so I will stick with a PG version
I've got soul power!

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Ref: ... and then Travis had to shoot Old Yeller.

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Kobe: You have something on your upper lip...there, you got it.

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Aonon·
Pic 1: I am gonna shoot milk out my nose and hit that guy in the grey suit.\r Pic 2: Sir if you stand here and keep your mouth open I have a surprise for you.\r Pic 3: Sorry man its just milk. Your eyes will be fine.\r Pic 4: I can shoot milk out of a couple of different places. Meet me behind the bleachers later.
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MikeTheKnife·
1) and then the spaceship was all, pew! pew! pew!\r 2) sir, if you want to sing opera, go sit over there\r 3) I'm telling you, I read it online--you have a third nipple! check it out\r 4) Ref: Is she looking now? I am striking my GQ pose. Kobe: No man, she ain't looking. Ref: How about now?
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supergg2k·
Your caption for the Tracy McGrady pic was *priceless*
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MikeTheKnife·
OK I came up with a storyboard:\r \r 1) I swear man, that chick right over there has been checking you out all night! No don't look!\r \r 2) Pat: Dammit man, I'm telling you if you eyeball my wife ONE MORE TIME.... Ref: I swear, I'm checking out that chick over there, not your wife!\r \r 3) Ref: So then he was like, that chick over there has been checking you out all night, and i'm like that's cool, and then Pat's all blah blah, my wife.... McGrady: God, kill me now, please.\r \r 4) Ref: How about now, is she looking? Kobe: No man, she...wait she just looked. Ref: OK act cool, act cool....
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SirPoonga·
Mike, I like your first #3, but the storyboard is great :)