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So it doesn't come with Mag wheels? Forget it! Infidel.

Why, if he's supposed to be like this super-advanced robot, does he transform back into this bombed-out Hummer?

Next time I should really find an ebay seller with a higher rating.

I R HAZ SMASHD CARZ

Where did I put my tuba?

I now he knew why the \"Custom\" sunroof option sounded a little fishy.

For Sale: 2005 SUV. Slight Body Dama... *delete*\r For Sale: 2005 SUV. THIS TRUCK IS BANGIN'!\r \r \"Always buy a CarFax used car report!\"

Imma gonna needa bigger wrench.

Shit, the one time i let my wife drive, Damned burkas

This car door makes a good picture frame, no?

wife says \"but it wasn't making any noise\r husband says \"you said you ran out of gas\"

MTK, I did LOL at yours :)

\"And this is your asshole AFTER prison.\"

I swear her pooper was this big!

\"I like to grab it by the base and then force it down my throat....\"

This is how big the ass raping will be when users switch to Vista

How do bang a girl with a vajajay this big?\r \r It'll be tight, but you try to squeeze it in anyway.

pooping. duh :)

DS: doodi, you get the tauren..\r Doodi: No\r Doodi: I got\r Doodi: the NE\r DS: cunt, do it