Budman's Mom
There's an inside joke in Profanity, that to join up, you have to "nail" Budman's mom. Of course, once you are in, there seemingly is an endless line at Budman's Mom's house.
However, as much as we joke about nailing Budman's mom (and Laud's mom and Stridog's mom...), we shouldn't be doing it for free. After I've finally seen her face (paperbags FTW!), I've come to the conclusion that she should be paying us.

Stop trying to tell us it's a hormone problem Budman!