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Examples of Organizational Philosophies Explained w/Cows:

Socialism:   You have 2 cows, you keep one and give one to your neighbor.

Capitalism:  You have 2 cows.  You sell one and buy a bull.

Communism:  You have 2 cows.  The government takes them both and provides you with milk.

Fascism:  You have  two cows.  The government takes them both and sells you the milk.

Nazism:  You have two cows.  The government takes them both and shoots you.

Bureaucracy:  You have two cows.  The government takes them both, shoots one, milks the other, pays you for the milk and then pours the milk down the  drain.

Corporations:  You have two cows.  Get rid of one, force the other to produce the milk of 4 cows and then acts surprised when it drops dead.