BREAKING NEWS!!!

Yeah, glad that was BREAKING NEWS!!!

Im curious what this guy looked like.

It really was an absolute shame that an American didn't hold the title all along...Seriously.

Damn Chestnut I had 20 bucks on Kobayashi

Back where the title belongs... in my BELLY!

Koba was injured, no big deal. He'll take it back next year.

Injured my ass. I'd wager what little money I have that was all a stunt from Koba's camp to psyche out the Americans...\r \r GO U.S.A.!!! :D

Smoke and mirrors. As long as they don't have to report the real news, we're good.

Unfortunately, it didn't ruin the news as much as it ruined my ESPN programming. Although, I should've seen this coming when they started airing spelling bees and poker championships.