Breakfast

Grandma: Sir, can I trouble you for a warm glass of milk? It helps me go to sleep. \r \r Nursing Home Orderly: You can trouble me for a warm glass of shut-the-hell-up. Now, you will go to sleep or I will put you to sleep. Check out the name tag. You're in my world now, grandma. \r

The price is wrong bitch...!

that line is said atleast twice a day on my jobsites!!!\r \r \r Cant get enough of Happy Gilmore...\r \r \r \r tap tap tapparoo