blaggy goodness

[Halo]
Excuse me if I get a little spastic,
My Krazy blag is getting blagtastic
Blagaliscious bag of blaggy goodness
And here's a little wood fish
[wood]
I had to think of somethin' to make it rhyme
I do that kind of shit all the time
Someone asked me what rhymes with orange
Here's a little door hinge
[door]
Some might say that doesn't work
I might say yer mom's a jerk
Cuz she turned a shade of purple
When I gave her a nurple
[Nurple]
Now I think it's time to go
Clock on the wall moves too slow
Seconds tick, but never talk
Oh, and this chick loves brighton-wok
[NSFW]