Big Smack Attack

I hate McDonalds.

Despise it.  Anytime I eat there, I feel like whatever I ate just sits in my stomach for hours on end.  It isn't a good feeling.  In fact, the only fast-food burger joint I can stand is Wendys.  But I digress.

As much as I hate McD's, it is sometimes unavoidable when you have a 4 year old.

So, we needed groceries last night, and didn't have anything to make at home (cause we needed groceries).  So, we go to Wal-Mart.  Not my favorite store, but saves us money on Groceries.

This particular Wal-mart has a McD's inside of it.  So, we get the kid her usual Happy Meal, and I get a cheeseburger and soda.  That's about the only thing I can stomach from McD's, is the basic cheeseburger.

You'd think that would be easy to make.  I mean, how hard is it to throw together a patty, slice of cheese, a touch of ketchup, a touch of mustard, a pickle or two, and some diced onions?  Pretty frigging hard I guess.

We're walking away to commence our shopping and I'm taking my 2nd bite of my cheese burger.  That's when I notice that it just doesn't taste right.  Granted, not much tastes right at McD's, but this tasted, for lack of a better word...  plain.  That's when I notice, there is no ketchup, no mustard, no pickles, and no onions.  Ick.

So, I go back and show them that they didn't make it right and I ask for a new one.  Being the hard McD workers they are, they provide me one.  As I'm walking away, I spread the buns just to check all is good.

Nope.  Another cheeseburger with nothing on it.  WTF?

Again, I return, and finally get my cheeseburger the way it's supposed to be made.  What a hassle for a $0.99 piece of food.

About 40 minutes later, as we are checking out with our groceries, my gut doesn't feel right.  Frigging cheeseburger is just sitting in there.

I hate McDonalds.