Beware of PINK JEEPS!

It goes something like this: I'm playing Warhawk for the first time with my new clanies. I'm learning as I go (I hate reading instructions, I like to wing it as I go) I'm getting the lay of the land. Checking out the map and finding weapons.

I take a few enemies down, get shot, respawn, step on a bomb (Note to self, Don't touch those again), respawn, and come back to the sun beaming down on me. The trees are lush and green. I see a steep hill in front of me; I hear fighting jets overhead; I hear gunshots off in the distance; I see.....BAM!; I see from the corner of my shocked eyes! A Jeep! Racerchasers Jeep!

With nothing else to defend myself with, but a knife. Racerchaser comes plowing through (I could see a big cheesy GRIN on his face) in his Jeep. Did he come to say hi? nope!, to help? nope!!, to see if I needed anything? nope!!!. He was not trying to help his new clan member....no No NO!!! He made Roadkill??!!! out of me.

As I look up in shock and amazement to see the back end of his/her Jeep! Not only do I see it's my recruiter 'Racer', but that his Jeep is PINK!?!! And!, with a sticker that reads "[I'M A BARBIE GIRL!]"

I have proof of this, I DO!

So this leaves me no choice, but to expose this to all you fine upstanding folks, and the rest of my clan members. Who Knew?!?! NOT ME!

Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to ponder this new revelation. . .

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