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Between me and YOU

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JeepChick

Just between me and you


I am a tub of goo


Not really


Not actually


But Perception is everything.


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"I'm a hazard to myself"


Pink nailed it.


Give up my tasty Chalupas?


Ignore the Salty Yummy Kettle Chips?


I could. I can. But I won't.


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I hit the eliptical to maintain.


I smoke because I love it.


I eat what I want, when I want.


and yes, my shell reflects these habits.


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I'm okay, you're okay, right?


So, my plan of LAN domination through uber-hawtness ( ;) ) shall not happen.


I'll just have to pwn my way to the top


And tell really bad jokes


And laugh too loud


And outdrink you all.


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/please note this is a very very very random tired bored at work blog and I can't exactly take it seriously right now.


and I'm not fishing.  Unless your Mike James.  ;)

Comments (21)

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NoGame22·
You have absolutely no chance in hell of pwning at the drinking, or the gaming. LOL\r
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TDrag27·
The LAN will be full of hotties - you included.
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MikeJames·
All the 2o2p chicks are hot. You're one of of the hottest though. ;)\r \r MJ
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Automan21k·
I'll let you borrow my lucky aura JC. Cheers for pwnage through liquid empowerment.
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pearly_54·
Hmmm, we will have to show them, huh Jeepy!
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CapnHun·
That just reminded. Recently Illinois passed a 'No Smoking' law that supposedly covers all establishments. Will this affect you?
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JeepChick·
@Cap - I doubt it covers \"private clubs\" or \"member clubs\" That's how they get around it in NC. But yeah - no inside smoking generally - but usually only government/school property is no smoking. So the great outdoors is WIDE OPEN!!!
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SoupNazzi·
You're in for a surprise NoGame... she'll drink you under the table.
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NoGame22·
You obviously don't know how much I can drink.
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Drunk_on_151·
Actually, the smoking ban in Chicago covers everthing. No smoking in any establishment public or \"private\". No smoking within 15ft of any entrance of said establishments, or air vents into said establishments.\r \r There are a few places that refuse to obey the law, and in turn pay an ever increasing fine every month, but they are few and far between. \r \r The way the law is written allows for outside areas to be off limits also, such as a few parks and what not.
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SoupNazzi·
NoGame, you could be a 400 lbs. Irishman, and I'd still put my money on Jeep drinking you under.
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ladynightshade·
If I were a lesbian, I'd TOTALLY spend all day macking on u abs :P
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V10L3N7_JAY·
We're still hitting a strip club the first night. lol
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NoGame22·
I'm not 400lbs, but I am an irishman.
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JeepChick·
@NG\r \r I'm half of that. Scotch - Irish. And while all you n00bs are working on your Halo game, your COD headshots and Rock Band Riffs - I am training at building my tolerance even higher! \r \r Working on mixing white and dark alcohol now. I can only clear a fifth of each before my stomach rolls.
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CapnHun·
Drunk is correct Chick, it is pretty Draconian. I am not a smoker but I deeply resent this law.
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Caesar·
omg lush lol
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V10L3N7_JAY·
@Jeep\r \r no kidding? I'm Scottish/Irish too. Except that I'm also 6 and a half feet tall and over 250 lbs.\r \r I can consume mass quantities of booze and shrug it off. LOL
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meemoos·
There IS a designated smoking area OUTSIDE of the establishment (per tiny smoking clause in hotel contract) : )
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Raiz3R·
I come from a strong Family Tree of Drinkers. Germans !\r Hell we only invented the Shit. Wait a Min.... I don't drink thow.... Shit...\r \r Pwn them all Jeepy !
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JeepChick·
@MeeMoos! YAYAYYAYAYAYYAY