Bad Ass Movie Titles

- Where Did All the White People Go? (Genre: Black Exploitation)

- Psycho Sluts Unite (Genre: Slasher/Femme Dom)

- First Date Sex (Genre: Teenage Romantic Comedy)

- I Think I Might Stink (Genre: Coming of age - no pun intended)

- Hair or no Hair? (Genre: Remake of 60s anti-establishment musical)

- *Poll* (Genre: Olvier Stone conspiracy theory flick about how the establishment manipulates public psyche through fake polls)

- Sick of Indians (Genre: Tasteless early John Wayne western shot in India)

- Valentines in Vegas (Genre: Romantic comedy)

- "Bitch, you ain't no Jedi" (Genre: Science fiction. Prequel to the sequel's prequel.)

- 5 Celebrities I Wanna Nail (Genre: Obsession/Drama/Thriller)

- Am I gay? (Genre: Docu-drama. Only more drama, less docu.)

- Rock Hard Kim! Where Are You? (Genre: Gender Bender flick trying to rip off Rocky Horror Picture Show)

- I Saw You Then Followed (Genre: Creepy spy stalker flick)

- "Asian Bitches. White Boys." (Hollywood rips off cheesy Hong Kong flick)

- Kidney Stone Stories (Genre: Made for TV but playing at dollar theater)

- FUCK! I'm sexy (Genre: Another coming of age story - featuring God)

- 'J' You Moron!? (Genre: Bio-pic)

- Dallas Girls Demystified (Genre: Chick flick - what else?)

- SUV Terrorist (Genre: Action with a lot of chase scenes)

- My Ex (Genre: Horror)

- Bush and Dick must go! (Genre: Slasher Porn)