Apparel Review!

Okay - So I got a bunch of 2o2p stuff from spreadshirt recently....some is great, some is not...here is my review. 

Black Women's Vneck - Calling this a Vneck is like calling wiping my kids face with a dishrag a bath.  There is a small V shape in the neck line, but it still is way up on the throat.  The shirt quality is great, and the screen printing looks great as well.  I am pretty sure I will need to wash these inside out to retain the decals, but overall I give this shirt an 8.

Women's Tank [wide straps] - okay the sizes in this thing run really big.  I got a medium, and it is still to big for me [I usually wear a L or XL].  But the tank is great, nice cut under the arms and good fit across the chest and around the waist.  I give this one a 9, but beware of the size differences.

Women's Tank [strappy straps] - What I wouldn't give to find a strappy tank that works for me.  My body type just is too much for this strappy tank.  My hoohahs stretch the print [NEVER 2old2play] into one of those "verify you are a human" security codes.  It is really cute though, good quality and fits well at the waist.....I would give this a 6  for me, but probably a 8 for other ladies with different body types.

Women's Boy Shorts - ::sigh:: If you want to feel like you have a big ass, get these shorts....lol!  I don't know why, but they are only about 2 inches high - all the way around.  If I pull them way up they look like a thong, if I pull them to my hips half my crack is hanging out....and the front...I don't know...I think they were made for midgets cause this thing doesn't cover anything at all.  I give this a 2 and NO there will not be photos provided...you have to take my word on this one.

So, I have my gear, be prepared for OJ like news reports, "Women in 2old4duty shirt caught up in road rage massacre...."