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SoupNazzi

...doing the most private of private things?

Yesterday,  my wife came home earlier than she ever has and caught me, naked, watching porn, and stroking it with a mask and snorkel on.

There's not really much to say at that point. She walked right past me and went into the bedroom. I quickly turned the porn off, put on some pants, and took the mask and snorkel off. Five minutes later she came out of the bedroom and asked how my day was... it was like she didn't just catch me throttling myself with a mask and snorkel on. The rest of the evening went as normal. We had baked chicken and green beans for dinner, and then watched "Rome".

I don't really don't know what else to say.

Comments (28)

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FireWtr96·
lmao!!!
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biorod·
Wow. WTF is with the snorkel and mask?
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SamBrick·
Top notch.
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Gatsu·
LMAO dude....dont write that shit while Im at work....everyones lookin at me for laughin so hard...\r \r Mt. Dew almost spewed on my keyboard!
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Fetal·
omg...i can't...stop...laughing...\r \r too funny.\r \r you could tell her you were practicing to go snorkling, got disoriented and accidentally turned on some porn...after that you figured, hey, i've got time to kill.
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BCKinetic·
Really, a mask and snorkel? You are hardcore buddy!
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kevtek17·
mask and snorkel? were you watching shark porn?
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Liger117·
LMAO Maybe the mask an the snorkle just threw her off.
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Stridog·
how could you even see your wife? weren't the goggles all fogged up?
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SexKitten·
wow, what can I say? Snorkle and mask..kinda sexy in a freakish fucked up way...I have heard worse. My girlfriend who is freakishly afraid of clowns, had her husband put on an evil clown mask and fuck the shit out of her...creep factor on a scale from 1-10 was 100+ But super sexy!
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Baine·
Holy hell, you are truly a god among blog writers
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OldManRiver48·
Holy shit Soup! LmAo! Man that beats (pun intended) any freakin youtube bro.\r \r Diver Down. :)
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Devonsangel·
Dude, as your sister, that was waaaaaay ttooooo much information!
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Devonsangel·
I'm sending you my bill for therapy! Should I tell mom?
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CofC·
Blog controversy over, just keep this in top four.
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budman24·
Dude you are messed up.
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OldManRiver48·
Bastard, I'm still chuckling 30 minutes later.\r You brought me to tears man, now my eyes look like 2 piss-holes in a snow bank!\r I'm removing your book mark, I cant take your unbareable humor.\r I may need therapy too.......I have a strange desire to wear my flippers and wetsuit.
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Lbsutke·
Isn't HD the shit!! Porn is HD godness!!!\r \r But seriously, a snorkel and mask...WTF..I guess it is protection in case you fail to \"divert the flow\" quick enough..But damn..TMI.. :|
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budman24·
Do they make HD porn? I was in the porn store with my g/f over the weekend and I couldn't find any in HD and when I asked the guy he looked at me like I had four heads.....I wonder how much it would cost too....who am I kidding I would buy it anyways :)
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Grants·
LOL You just had to test out the new 43\" TV!
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UnwashedMass·
Dude- accessorizing. Absolutely gluttony. I am too lazy to find lotion most of the time. I salute you on your dedication to your unit. :)
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Smithcraft·
@Budman - Yes they do, but I think you can only download it.\r \r @Soups - Dude, that is out of control!\r \r SC
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DrTHE0P0LIS·
That reminds me, Soup, can I get my mask and snorkel back?
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DreadPirate75·
Awesome.
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Lithium·
\"Up from a Sub 60-feet below,\r Soup strokes to shore and he's ready to go!\r KY n' remote by his side,\r he just sits there 'cause there is no where to hide!\"\r \r :P
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Em·
you dive?? yummmmmmmmm
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MasterG·
LMAO - Great stuff man.. I had a great laugh. \r \r After seeing this did she ever ask you to wear the diving gear for her?\r \r
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MasterG·
LMAO - Good stuff man.. I had a great laugh. \r \r After seeing this did she ever ask you to wear the diving gear for her?\r \r